Miss Mary is back!

>> 10.29.2008

miss mary

The most famous resident on Walker Street is back to her old self (here is the back story). Miss Mary had a few weeks of rage and then silence. We thought she had moved. For almost 2 weeks we did not see or hear her. Just this week she has popped back up. We heard her cussing out the Hispanic kids next door over the weekend so when knew she was back. While we had heard her, we hadn't seen her or spoke with her until this morning.

On my way to work she stopped me. She yelled across the street "good mornin' beautiful!" She quickly, rushed over and began asking me about the giant bag I was carrying. I was taking an Ikea bag full of stuff I used the night before for a meeting back to the office. She immediately asked "is there anything in there for me?" I told her it was just a few bowls, some plastic table clothes, plates and napkins -- not really anything special. When I said table cloth she perked up. She immediately went into this long story about how her table cloth just got ruined and how pretty mine was. Since I wanted to stay on her good side, "hello beautiful" is much nicer than "white bitch," I gave her the table cloth. The photo is of her and her loot. When I asked her where she had been the last two weeks she told me she had been very sick but now she said she was feeling back to her old self.

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Small town business

small town charm

This is a wig shop I walk past everyday on my way to and from my office. Yesterday on lunch I noticed this sign. The sign not only tells shoppers that they are closed for lunch but where the owner is eating (who's name is Fat Shultz -- seriously). I think this photo embodies the small town charm of my community.

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Hello Winter!

It is currently 28 degrees in Cleveland, TN. Yep, below freezing. I love the cool weather but this year it feels like it went straight from summer to winter. I think we had fall weather for a day. This is a photo of me walking to work yesterday. I was all bundled up for the blustery day. I even wore my mittens. You heard me, mittens. It was cold and mittens are much warmer than gloves. Anyway, while it is quite chilly it has been lovely. We have had crystal blue skies and lots of sun shine. This is my favorite weather, it just came so fast this year. Oh well, I better go bundle up for my 5 block walk to work.

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Everything Just Clicks

>> 10.28.2008

Last night I was standing at my stove whipping up some soup beans and corn bread (what else would a nice little southern girl eat on the coldest night of the year?) when I took in my surroundings. I was standing in my kitchen in our house. The dogs were curled up at my feet and Jason was picking up a few things in the backyard. All the sudden I just felt this wave of joy, this is my life I thought. I have a nice little life. I have an adorable husband, a cute little house, sweet puppies and a bunch of great friends.

My life didn't turn out the way I thought it would. I am not really sure what I expected but I don't think small town life was what I had in mind. The thing is, I am happy. Truly happy. Jason and I moved so much when we first got married. We have been in our little house, with two front doors, for 1 year 4 month. This is the longest we have lived anywhere together. And last night while I was making cornbread it occurred to me, we finally have home.

The photo is of my very old kitchen table. Our home is a 1910 mill house complete with the original, creaky hardwood floors.

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7th grade humor

>> 10.27.2008

Here are few photos for your enjoyment. I realize that the humor may be a bit juvenile but hey it is Monday and everyone needs a good laugh.

While eating lunch at Chick-fil-a in Cleveland Jenn noticed that the signs on the tables were flipping us off. I guess they are moving away from their Christian values. Hopefully this means they will start opening on Sunday, I always want Chick-fil-a on Sundays.

This photo was taken on I-75. Yes, that is a dead deer strapped to the back of their vechile. I bet that meat is going to be yummy after baking in the sun. I would like to note that the car had Georgia tags, not Tennesse.

When we asked these nuns what they were doing at the Bald Headed Bistro bar they said "We will serve the poor all day, as long as we can get a cocktail afterward." I guess even a nun needs to knock one back from time to time.

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Vote for Chicken!

Just-inCredible has a poll up on his blog. He wants to know if it is appropriate to wear a chicken costume to work on Halloween. I say YES! I think that a grown man in a full size chicken costume on Halloween sounds amazing. Please visit his page and vote yes to see Justin as a chicken!

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Lazy Sunday

Jason had to work on Sunday afternoon so the pups and I spent a wonderful Sunday loafing. It was amazing. This is the what the dogs did ALL DAY. Really, they didn't even play. They just laid around like the lazy, spoiled puppies they are.

lazy sunday

I spent the day finishing my rag quilt. This is my first attempt at quilting of any kind. I got the idea to try my hand at quilting because I couldn't find bedding that I liked for my guest bedroom. I thought I would just make a quilt. Jason convinced me to try to make a small quilt before attempting a queen size quilt. I am grateful for Jason's wisdom. I majorly underestimated the time that it would take. I picked a really easy sewing machine quilting method. It still took me forever. Now that I am done I might make another small quilt but probably not a queen size one.

I won't lie, I am proud of myself for finishing this. It isn't perfect but I made it. I am working on bringing back the lost domestic arts. I have dabbled in canning and bread making. I would like to say that I know why these are lost arts -- they take forever! How did women do it in the past?


My first attempt at quilting

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Red M&M anyone?

>> 10.22.2008

Don't tell Jason about my hot date with Mr. M&M. If you stop and think about it you can come up with lots of dirty innuendos about M&M but I won't go there.

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Turd Ferguson

On our way home from Atlanta last weekend Christina mentioned seeing a used car dealership with a funny name -- Terd Ferguson. No one can deny Terd Ferguson is a funny name. As soon as we got on Dalton Pike we all began looking for the car lot. We found it just outside of Dalton GA. We stopped and snapped a few photos. The whole time I kept thinking that the name Terd Ferguson sounded familiar for some reason. I knew I didn't know anyone by that name but still I couldn't shake that feeling of familiarity.

Last night Jason was killing some time by watching old SNL clips on Hulu when he stumbled upon this Celebrity Jeopardy skit . The Burt Reynolds character changed his name to Turd Ferguson. The dialogue goes . . .

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
I realize that it is spelled different, but we are pretty sure it is pronounced the same. What are the odds of used car salesman in Dalton having the name Terd Ferguson? Anyway, here are the photos for your amusement.

Terd Ferguson

Terd says
It is a little hard to see but the sign Adam is standing next to says "Terd Says"

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So, how was your weekend?

>> 10.20.2008

Our weekend was wild. Well, Friday was pretty normal, but Saturday and Sunday were eventful. We were recovering on Monday, hence the silence.

The fun started on Saturday morning. I was in charge of a rehab project for Habitat. The volunteers were ripping down drywall and tearing up carpet in an old building. It was interesting, I have never done any demo work.

From work I rushed home to get all dressed up to head to Atlanta to watch Wicked at the fabulous Fox Theater. Jason and I were so pressed to make it to the Fox that I didn't get a single picture! I had plans on snapping a few after the play, but we were so hungry and worn out we completely forget. I cannot believe that I forgot to photograph something. I would like to say that the musical was amazing! Really, spectacular.

After the play we crashed in hotel with Ben and Cassie as well as Adam and Tina. In the morning we all got up and enjoyed the hotels free breakfast in our pajamas. It was nice to catch up over waffles. After breakfast we said our farewells and loaded up our car to head back to good ol' Cleveland.

We were on the interstate just a few moments when all the sudden my little Ford Focus freaked out. Seriously, it just stopped accelerating. We pulled over bewildered and concerned. We are poor, serious car issues are enough to cause major panic. After some assessment it was decided that our little car wouldn't be coming home with us. Fortunatly my father-in-law pays for us to have AAA. We had it towed to a friends house outside Atlanta. Jason and his dad are going to get it today. Adam and Tina were close by so they came and waited on the tow truck and gave us a lift back to Cleveland. The Collins were our salvation.  


Even with the car issues, it was a pretty good weekend.  Now lets just hope rest of the week is nice and uneventful.

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Guess who voted?

>> 10.17.2008

Yep, I voted! Bradley County opened their early voting this week. Who did I vote for? I will never tell. It's America folks, I don't have to share. I will let you guys speculate. I will say that the gals at election commission office (it is one block from my office) were so nice and chipper. They made the whole experience wonderful. It is such a pretty fall day to exercise my right to vote.

This picture is taken at my desk. It always looks like this, a clutter of paper and post-it notes. It is hard to tell in the photo but I am totally sporting my "I voted" sticker.

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On the Radio

>> 10.16.2008

If I got into your car what would your radio be tuned to?

Jason borrowed my car yesterday and when I got in it this morning the radio was on Rock 105. Jason has very diverse musical taste, so in all reality there is no telling what he would have it tuned to. Which in fact, says a lot about Jason. He is open to new things and does like feeling restricted. Jason is flexible, I on the other hand can be quite ridged. I like to have constants. My car radio is always on NPR. I enjoyed news and predictability of knowing when I turn my car on Steve Inskeep will be there to let me what is going on in the world.

The car radio is a little peak into who we are. Apparently, I am nerd. I am in touch with when it comes to politics not so much with pop music. I remember saying at 17 years old that I was never going to become one of those adults who "lost touch." I don't think I have totally lost touch but I defiantly don't listen to Kate Perry. Instead, I have more refined taste. My musical choices are largely influenced by Jason. He finds the bulk of the music we listen too. Currently I have been enjoying Priscilla Ahn, Laura Gibson (thanks to Kevin DeShields) and Horse Feathers (thanks to Jason).

So, If I jumped in your car what would your radio be turned to?

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My Desk

>> 10.15.2008

One of the Habitat volunteers was kind enough to bring in some beautiful roses for all us gals in the office to enjoy. The flowers are so lovely. Here they are sitting on my desk. Thanks Bob.

Roses on my desk

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Good morning

I love pansies. They are such adorable little flowers. So cheery and happy. Something about the way their petals grow make me think of a smiling face. I realize no one else may see this. Anyway, here is one of my pansies wishing you a good morning.

Hello Pansy

Also, I wanted to show everyone the incredible glass dish I picked up at the Home Store yesterday day (it was only $3.50!). It is going to be perfect for the holiday season. Jason and I also purchased a unique dresser for our guest bedroom. Our guest room is the most uninspired room in the house. With the purchase of the new dresser I have vision. Once we get the room finished I'll share some before and after pictures.

Home Store Find

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Settling, in a good way

>> 10.14.2008

The beautiful thing about being in a long running relationship with someone is that at some point you just sort of hit your stride. You come to this place where you become completely comfortable with the other person. You no longer have to be mindful of what you say or do. The other person knows you and loves you in spite of your faults. We have made it to the place where Jason can just be his adorable nerdy self (ie. playing video games for hours). Where I can wear pajamas pants and a t-shirt and still be sexy. I never thought I would say this but, there is something wonderful about settling down with a person. In becoming so at peace with another individual that you can just be.

I must go, Jason is now "testing" my love by a series of playful hits. I need to go kick his butt, you know to prove how much I love him.

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Uninspired

Do you every have those mornings when you wake with no motivation for anything? This morning I had to drag myself out of bed. I just felt blah. I half heartedly check my email and then I just looked at the computer. No reflections on life. No desire to write. Even after a cup of coffee, I still felt completely bland. This lack of creativity stayed with me although way until lunch.

Jason was off today so he met me at Gardener’s Market for lunch. Before our sandwiches even came I was already ready feeling alive and ready to create. We talked about ideas and dreams for the future. It is funny how sometimes just a few moments of dreaming can provide you the motivation needed for the day. Thank you Jason and Gardener’s Market.

Lunch at Gardener's Market

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Electrifying

>> 10.13.2008

If my career in non-profit world doesn't work out I am going to become a mechanic. Here is the proof that I am totally competent when it comes to cars.

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Book Review: Guernsey The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Guernsey The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows

A Delightful and enjoyable must read.

I cannot remember the last time I enjoyed a book as much as The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. The entire story is told through letters that were written between the characters. I thought this format would be awkward and hard to read, but after a few letters, I adjusted and was caught up in the narrative. Through the letters Mary Ann Shaffer and her niece Annie Barrows create wonderfully vivid characters. Since you are actually reading the characters’ own words, you get to know each character extremely well.

Set right after World War II, the bulk of the action takes place on the island of Guernsey, a small British island that was occupied by German forces during the war. The book centers on a rag-tag book club and its formation, which took place during the German occupation. The book is a perfect blend of humor, sorrow, love, and friendship. I adored the characters so much that I was sad when the book was over. I plan to re-read it just so I can be with them again. Please read this book, you will love it.

Written for the Bradley News Weekly - Jaime Barks

Purchase "The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society ".

PS. If you read a book I have reviewed I would love to hear your thoughts on it. Do you have a book that you would like me to review? Please tell me. I am always looking for recommendations.

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Friendship and Family

I have been a quite busy due to a flurry activity this weekend surrounding the marriage of two of our dear friends. Jason performed the ceremony, I acted as wedding coordinator, and we had house guest. It was a wonderful, hectic, love filled weekend. Anytime you share a life alerting experience with a friend it always leads to introspection. Usually, at weddings, I think about Jason and I. While I still reflected on our love (how can you not when you are slow dancing at wedding reception?), I really spent the bulk of the weekend thinking about friendship.

Jason and I are blessed to have amazing friends. Friends we would do anything for and that would do anything for us. I think it is because we have no family in Cleveland that we formed the bonds we have with our friends. New and old we have people that have became fixtures in our lives. This weekend the mother of the bride pulled me aside and told me how blessed we all were to have each other. She mentioned how special it is to find friends who are close as we are. She said you all are much more like family. Yes, family.

You all should be happy that friendship was the theme of the weekend. In light of the wedding there was a really good chance that this was going to be a sappy post about how much I love Jason.

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Pound Puppy Update

>> 10.09.2008

A week or so ago I wrote about a pound puppy I purchased as a dog toy. Here is Lil'Ann and the pound puppy. She has won in the fight for the toy. I think her puppy energy just wears Prissy out. She doesn't really chew on it, she just takes it with her from room to room.

Lil' Ann and her pound puppy

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Fall in Cleveland

>> 10.08.2008

I snapped these two photos today while I was waiting at a traffic light downtown.  Cleveland is pretty all the time but it is gorgeous in the fall.  Hopefully over ther weekend I can get some better foliage photos.


2nd and Ocoee

Ocoee

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Rainy day

Today it is raining. Normally, I love the rain. When I lived the Florida I missed the seasons and the rain. Believe it or not, 75 and sunny all the time gets boring. I should be thrilled with the dreary weather today. I am not. It has just been one of those days when nothing seems to go accordingly. I guess I shouldn't complain. Poor lil'Ann has to stay outside. She has shelter but, doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. I think that she might like playing in it. Either way, she is going to have to get cleaned up before she comes in the house for bed tonight.

Wet puppy

All the wires and the ladder on the back porch are from Jason's home improvement project last night. He put a shiney, new heater in our bathroom. Our clawfoot tub is pretty but it sure gets cold in the winter. It took him all night. I sure am blessed he is handy!

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Is really already Wednesday?

The last few weeks have dragged by. It seemed as though the weeks would never end. This week, on the other hand, is flying by. I have set down several times to write but I have had so many things running through my head that I cannot seem to concentrate.

There are a bunch serious things to be thinking about. The economy is dismal. Every time I listen to the news I feel like the sky is falling (hopefully the economist are confused like chicken little was). The election is less that a month away. Actually, I see this as a good thing. I am starting to get a little tired of all the election coverage. Then there is the splitting of the Episcopal church. What does this mean for Christianity? Do we let society interpret the bible or does the bible interpret society?

In addition to the serious stuff there are a whole string of more superficial thoughts occupying my mind. Such as my toe. I stubbed it again while wearing my peep toed shoes. Yes, peep toed shoes are cute but they provide no protection when you stumble (I do this often). My toes nail cracked so far down that it bleed. Then there is Miss Mary. As I have mentioned, she has been quite volatile and last night she woke me up cursing someone out. Really Mary? You felt the need to call someone a Mother Fu%#@r at 4am? Usually, she reserves her out burst for day light. Also, this weekend some of our dear friends are getting married. Congrats Adam and Christian! I have to figure out how I am going to wear my hair for the wedding, what tie Jason is going to wear, and make sure the house is all clean for our house guest.

Do ever just miss being a child? Oh, to be a little kid just playing with my Barbies without a care in the world. Such a shame I had to grow up. Well, I better go get busy. Today is going to be another long day.

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have a pickle

>> 10.07.2008

have a pickle

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Frank on Marriage

>> 10.06.2008

I would like to extend my sincerest thanks to Emily Cole and fine folks at the Bradley News Weekly for making Frank available to the masses. Frank is a Tennessee gem. Obamer 08! Below are a few of his thoughts on marriage (complete with a song). Thank God Jason was fortunate enough to marry a good women.




I would like to note, that I am the blessed one in our marriage. My husband just spent the last two hours fixing a sewer leak (yep, sewer meaning our poop). I am so blessed that he is my husband. There is no way in hell that I would climb under our 1910 house to fix a sewer leak. I guess God knew that when he brought us together.

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When did I start liking Bluegrass?

This weekend Jason and I headed down to Chattanooga (thank God gas prices have came down a bit) to catch Blue Highway at the ThreeSisters Bluegrass Festival. I cannot think of a better way to spend a Saturday night than sitting outside on the banks of the Tennessee River soaking up some good ol' fashion Bluegrass.
For me, bluegrass is something that has to be seen live. I can handle one song on CD before the twang of it starts driving me crazy. But, when it is live, I can listen to it all night long.

The bands at the festival where great and the crowd of people there were also quite entertaining. You had a little bit of everything. Bubba in overalls and hippies with dreadlocks. In front of us there were lovers fighting and beside of us there were lovers partaking in a little too much PDA. I think the crowd is half the fun of big free events like this. You just never know what you are going to see. Another large part of the fun is the vendors. Jason and I devoured a large basket of fried potato bliss. I know that deep fried curly fries will kill you in an instant, but they were oh so good. Also, Big River had a tent with Octoberfest on tap. A fall brew and basket of fried potatoes was the perfect way to enjoy some bluegrass.

threesisters bluegrass festival
Here is Blue Highway a pickin' and grinin'

Ross's Landing
This is the pier at Ross's Landing. It was such a beautiful, cool, fall night for some live music.

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Jaime's Ode to Uncertainty

>> 10.03.2008

On this lovely, cool Saturday morning I find myself quite pensive. I should be deep cleaning my house, I am having house guest this week. However, instead of being a good wife, I am dwelling on the role faith and religion in my life. It seems that the mass majority of my conversations this week have been on serious topics such as social responsibility, poverty, what it means to be a Christian and so forth.

I don't know if it is age, education, or just my generation but it seems I have lost that sense of certainty as it relates to these issues. When I was young and idealistic it was very easy to give confident black and white answers in regards views on my life, politics, and religion. Everything has became muddled with age. In some ways I miss the young naive Jaime. The Jaime who could easily label herself.

I guess I thought that by my late twenties (am I really that old?) I would be more settled in my beliefs. Instead, I am more unsure. For those of you who don't know me well I went through a brief very conservative time in my life. I was super legalistic (you know no drinking, no rated "R" movies, no "secular" music). I was an Evangelical, Fundamentalist and, dare I say it, Pentecostal. I never felt like I fit this mold. I disagree with Fundamentalist (and most Pentecostal) theology now. But, for whatever reason, I felt pressured be one (most kids feel pressured to drink and have sex). It didn't take long for the pendulum to start swinging the other direction. I went from never missing to church to never going to church.

In the middle of my soul searching I lost my mom to cancer. Let me tell you, loosing someone close to you will quickly cause you to evaluate your faith and theology. Weirdly for me it made me even more anti-religion. I am not sure why. Okay, maybe it was all the TBN crap Mom watched, she was convinced she would be healed if she had enough faith. All this did was make the last days of her life miserable. After her death church has been hard for me. I really struggle with my views on faith and how this relates to the way I live my daily life.

I do love Jesus (please don't start a "prayer chain" for my salvation). I just cannot seem to decided how this all fits into my life, my politics, and my theology. Is there hope for me? Am I the only person who struggles with these issues?

Please comment, let's have a conversation. I would love to hear your thoughts this issue.

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Book Review: Family Delbridge

A southern fried memoir that should probably be avoided.

In Family Bible Melissa J. Delbridge reminisces on her life growing up in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in the 1960s. Delbridge writes with extreme honesty about her own personal experience with some very taboo topics. She talks about incest (both forced and by choice) as well homosexuality, drug abuse, alcoholism, racism and more. Actually, it is impressive that she was able to fit so much into such a small book.

Delbridge invokes the whole scope of human emotion, from outrage to laughter. Throughout the book you feel as though Delbridge is having a personal conversation with you. A conversation in which she shares the most intimate details of her life. Delbridge’s honesty is the most moving part of the book. However, while I appreciated her honesty, I do not feel that it merits recommending the book. It is a lot like southern fried chicken, it taste good at first but by the time you are done, you feel gross and regret eating it.

Written for Bradly News Weekly -- Jaime



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Pound Puppies

>> 10.02.2008

Dog toys are ridiculous overpriced! I refuse to pay $5 for something that my puppy will devour in moment. Despite her sweet face, my little terrier mix is deadly when it comes to stuffed animals. So, I buy her toys from the Habitat Home Store. They have a big bin of $.50 toys in the front of the store. On my way out the other day I saw a pound puppy and I knew Miss Pris must have it.

I quickly gave Pris Pris her new toy. Our other dog has her own toys (toys for big dogs) that Pris cannot even pick up. I just assumed there would be no issue giving Prissy her own toy. Oh contra, they have been fighting over the pound puppy for two days straight.

pound puppy fight

Prissy is determined not to relinquish her new toy. On more than one occasion I have seen Ann dragging prissy around the living room because she refuses to let go of it. Whenever they come in from outside they both race to see who can get it first.

pound puppy

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Fun and Frugal!

In honor of the economic slump (I am I the only person who feel like the sky is falling?), I thought I would share a great site to help folks living in Cleveland, TN save some cash. Fun and Frugal is a new start up that focuses on money saving tips, coupons, and ideas for families. Please drop in and check it out. This site will be particularly helpful for those of you who have little ones.

Speaking of fun that won't cost you anything . . . Three Sisters Bluegrass Festival is this weekend in Chattanooga. It is a free two day bluegrass extravaganzas! Jason and I will be there on Saturday to see Blue Highway. If you head that way make sure to look for us and say hello.

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Booooo!

>> 10.01.2008

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Halloween will be here before we know it! In honor of the upcoming holiday I thought I would share a scary picture. It is a life size Ronald McDonald wearing a scream mask. This creepy creation is stuffed in a dark corner of the Habitat Home Store. It scared the crap out of me while I was shopping down there yesterday.

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